Math Humor for my Favorite Calculus Classes

What do you think about math jokes? (You don't have to answer...just read the texts although you might have to put something in as answer to move on).

What is the derivative of Amazon with respect to the cost of shipping?

(a)  

Where did the indeterminate form that got sick in Calculus go to?

(a)  

Are you going to do this on your AP Test?

What was the hen that could count her own eggs called?

(a)  

A mathematician and a statistics teacher wrote a cookbook together. What was it called?

______ A La _______

(a)  

Why did Pi get a driving ticket?

It didn't know how to (a)   . (Answer is just the blank)

A villain in a comic book is on a bus and yelling, "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!". All of the functions run away except one who is not scared at all and is the hero. What is the function?

(a)  

 $\lim_{x\rightarrow5}\left(\frac{1}{x-5}\right)$  Is this limit shown correctly in this picture?

Do you think the AP Board would accept this as an answer?