Funny times

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

• Yes

• No

The average person does what 13 times a day?

• Burp

• Laugh

• Cough

• Toot

In the French vineyards, it's illegal to do what?

• Take a shower

• Wear goggles

• Land a Flying Saucer

• Watch TV

In South Dakota it's illegal to fall down and sleep where?

• On the sidewalk

• In a church

• At Dairy Queen

• In a Cheese Factory

In Kansas it's illegal to eat cherry pie with what?

• Mustard

• Your Grandma

• Ice Cream

• French Fries

The first puck used In the game of ice hockey was made out of what?

• A frozen fish

• A turtle shell

• A mini pie

• Frozen cow manure

1. What is the most common color of toilet paper in France?

• Brown

• Green

• Yellow

• Pink

True or False:

You sneeze in your sleep.

• True

• False

What is Scooby Doo’s full name?

• Scoobert Doo

• Scooward Doodle

• Scotty Doom

• Shelly Drake

How long can a goldfish remember things?

• 3 Seconds

• 9 years

• 1 Week

• 5 Months