Jokes

What is a cats favourite colour ???

• piiii-nk

• purrr-ple

• bllll-ue

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

• hi bud

• hi baby

• hi little

• hi flower

What do you call a duck that steals ???

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

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CCSS.L.8.5A

  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?

• THIS IS ALL ME
• THIS I5 U

Why is the cow afraid.....

• He was a Cow-herd
• he was a Cow herd

what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant

• sephant

• swimming trunks

• bathing suit

• bread

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CCSS.L.4.1C

CCSS.L.9-10.1B

why cant a skelton cross the road

• has no bones

• has no guts

• doesn't have the guts to do it

• no brain

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• non-spaghetti
• the noodles
• vegetables
• an im-pasta

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

• Because he liked the music.
• Because he had pizza.
• Because he was a fungi.
• Because his mom made him go.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call birds that stick together?

• Vel-crows
• Jay birds
• Sticky buns
• Tape birds

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CCSS.L.8.5A