Murphy's laws

If it rains, your waterproof backpack, watch, phone cover, and shoes magically

• protect you.

• are no longer waterproof.

• disappear.

• stay dry, when you don't.

The printer is always

• where you left it.

• in perfect working condition.

• out of ink, when you need to print smth.

• out of paper, when you need to print smth.

Computers, more often than not,

• work perfectly.

• start working in your sleep.

• more useful than people.

• crash when a project is due than when checking Facebook.

Cars only break down

• when you really need to go somewhere.

• when we don't need to go anywhere.

• when we buy new cars.

• when you're already going somewhere.

The umbrella is lost only when it’s raining.

• The umbrella is found easily.

• The umbrella is always found when the rain stops.

• Someone will always lend you their umbrella.

• You will find a new umbrella, when it's raining.

If something can go wrong,

• it will be ok.

• it will

• it won't.

• it can...or not...

You never find a lost thing

• never...

• until someone helps you.

• until you replace it.

• in the evening.

Smile.

• That irritates everyone.

• That helps.

• Tomorrow will be worse.

• That makes other people fell better.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and...

• he'll have to touch to be sure.

• he will believe you.

• he will get angry with you.

• he will forget about the stars.

Things get worse

• when they can.

• all the time.

• no matter how hard you try.

• under pressure.