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Which is your favorite Dish

• Cow dung cake

• A Rotten Tomatoes

• An egg

Rich People Need It,

Poor People Have It,

If You Don't Have It You Pass.

What Is It?

• Money

• Nothing

• House

• Food

What Happens In A Minute,

That's In A Month,

But Never In A Year?

• Tomorrow

• The letter M

• Yesterday

• The Letter E

Tags

CCSS.3.OA.D.9

Why Did The Football Player Shake The Vending Machine?

• He Wanted his Quarter Back

• He Wanted A Drink

• He Had A Protean Bar Stuck

• He Wanted All The Snacks

Tags

CCSS.RI.5.1

CCSS.RI.6.1

CCSS.RI.7.1

CCSS.RL.5.1

CCSS.RL.6.1

What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?

• Cheetahs

• Lions

• Leopards

• Jaguars

Tags

CCSS.L.1.1B

CCSS.L.2.2C

CCSS.L.3.2D

Why Couldn't The Music Teacher Open His Classroom?

• There Were No Key Slot

• There Were No Door

• His Keys Were On The Piano

• His Keys Were On Key Board

What Kind Of Flower Grows On Your Face?

• Tulips

• Daisies

• Sunflowers

• Roses

What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?

• Batman

• Superman

• Captain America

• Spiderman

Tags

CCSS.RL.1.10

CCSS.RL.K.5

I am really big, and my body is all water. I'm a home of many water creatures. Who I am ?

I can fly. I have many features. I'm small and I'm colorful. Who I am?