Mr Nobody poem

1) Who is blamed for the cracked plates?

2) What happened to the buttons on the shirts?

3) Why does the door always squeak?

4) Why can't the kettle boil?

5) Where can the finger marks be found?

6) What cause the curtains to fade?

7) What does Mr. Nobody do to the papers in stanza 3?

8) What animal is Mr. Nobody likened to in stanza 1?

9) How many mischiefs in the poem involve doors?

10) What does the word "ajar" in stanza 2 mean?