National Ethan Day

What are some of Ethan's fears?

• clowns

• dolls

• heights

• gremlins

Why does Ethan love Indian food?

• it ends with an n, like his first name

• he lived in India as a child

• he likes the spice

• This is a trick question. Ethan does not enjoy Indian cuisine.

In highschool, Ethan earned the title of

• Homecoming king (and he won't let anyone forget it)

• Homecoming Prince (but he's not bitter about it)

What is this?

• Trombone. Ethan never learned how to play.

• Mellophone. Ethan was Head Mellophone in marching band.

• Saxophone. Ethan plays in jazz clubs every Thursday evening.

• Megaphone. Ethan yells at children with it.

Which superlative did Ethan get in his high school yearbook?

• best personality

• class clown

• most athletic

• most likely to take over the world

How does Ethan feel about the muppets?

• thinks they're spooky

• thinks they're great

What was Ethan's first major in college?

• Interior design

• Engineering

• Education

• Psychology

What's Ethan's favorite tv show?

• Flavor of Love

• Rock of Love

• Flavor of Love: Charm School

• Scrubs

Where is Ethan's favorite coffee shop located?

• Wyoming

• North Dakota

• Arkansas

• California

What is Ethan's favorite roller coaster?

• Outlaw Run at Silver Dollar City

• Ethan doesn't know his favorite roller coaster

• Ethan is afraid of roller coasters

• Ethan has never been on a roller coaster