Fun Riddles

What is a cat's favourite colour?

• piiii-nk

• purrr-ple

• bllll-ue

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

• Hi bud!

• Hi baby!

• Hi flower!

What do you call a duck that steals?

• a robber duck

• a stealer

• a duck that steals

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What does it say?

• THIS IS ALL ME

• THIS I5 U

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

• elephish

• swimming trunks

• bathing suit

What did the sea monster eat?

• Fish and ships

• Octopus

• Fisher and chips

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?

• Ketchup!

• You can't beat me!

• Hurry Up!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

• A sleepasaur

• Snoralax

• A dinosnore

What do you call a pig that does karate?

• pork chop

• karate pig

• karate pork

Why didn't the orange win the race?

• Because it ran out of juice

• Because it felt like doing so

• I don't know