Christmas riddles

What do Santa's elves learn when they go to school?

• numbers

• The elf-abet

• how to cook

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed when he goes to sleep at night?

• a cookie sheet

• Christmas blanket

• Snowman sheets

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

• Christmas tree don't knit.

• To much tinsel.

• They are always dropping their needles.

Who says, "Oh, oh, oh!"?

• Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus

• Santa Claus walking backwards.

• The elves

Which elf is the best singer at the North Pole?

• The dentist

• Rudolph

• Elf is Presley

Who brings presents to baby sharks?

• Santa Jaws

• Mother shark

• Father Shark

What is black and white and red all over?

• Snow with horses

• Frosty the snowman's hat.

• Santa Claus covered with chimney soot.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

• Cheerios

• Frosted Flakes

• bacon and eggs