Would You Rather...?

Would you rather play a villain or a hero in a movie?

• Hero, the good side always wins!

• Villian, sometimes it good to be bad!

Would you rather be completely bald or covered from head to toe with hair?

• Bald is beautiful!

• Hair, at least it would keep me warm!

Would you rather not use your phone for a month or not eat junk food for a month?

• Phone, I could always write my friends notes!

• Junk food, it was about time to start that diet anyway!

Would you rather be the star player on your school’s losing team or sit on the bench all season with your school’s winning team?

• Star, winning isn't everything!

• Bench, someone has to keep the bench warm!

Would you rather have friends that are all smarter than you or friends that are all much better looking than you?

• Smarter, hey could you help me with my homework?

• Better looking, beauty is only skin deep.

Would you rather be rich working a job you hate or poor working a job you love?

• Rich! That big house and car will make up the difference!

• Love my job! Who needs all that money anyway!

Would you rather go a month without brushing your teeth or a month without bathing?

• Teeth? Who needs 'em?!

• I only stink if you stand too close.

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

• Huh? I can't hear you!

• IS THIS TOO LOUD???

Would you rather have Cheetos dust permanently stuck to your fingers or eat a handful of worms?

• Orange matches everything.

• Worms are a delicacy in some places, you know?

Would you rather have a mean teacher who is great at teaching or a nice teacher who is bad at teaching?

• At least I learned a lot!

• Fourth grade isn't that important anyway.