What am I?

I am black and white and red all over.

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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

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David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

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If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?

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What kind of band never plays music?

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What has many teeth, but can’t bite?

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What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

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What kind of coat is best put on wet?

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A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?

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