Essay Organization

The first sentence of your essay is called

• the thesis

• the hook

• the bridge

• the conclusion

The second part (following the hook) of your introduction is called

• the thesis

• the hook

• the bridge

• the conclusion

The last sentence of your first paragraph is called

• the thesis

• the hook

• the bridge

• the conclusion

The correct order of your introduction goes:

• hook, bridge thesis

• bridge, hook, thesis

• bridge, thesis, hook

• thesis, bridge, hook

R.O.S.E. stands for

• something you've read, observed/watched, studied, experienced

• something you've read, oncology reported, silenced, extinguished

• something you've REKT, obliterated, studied silently, exploded

• something you've Rogelio'd, Octavio'd, Stephen'd, Emily'd

Every great essay needs at least ___ body paragraphs

• 1

• 2

• 3

• 718,999

Every body paragraph should have a ______ example

• real world

• hypothetical

• make believe

• stegasaurus

Every real world example should prove that every action has a ___________/____________

• consequence/no consequence

• reward/consequence

• regular oreo/double stuffed oreo

• trials/tribulations

The first sentence of your conclusion should

• restate your thesis

• restate your hypothetical situations you made up in your body paragraphs

• be a call back to your hook

• include a picture of a shark riding a surfboard singing a Beyonce song

Your last sentence of your essay should

• give the reader something to think about. Tell the reader what lesson they can learn from your essay.

• start with, "Well reader, I hope you learned a lot today; like..."

• be a connect the dot puzzle of an alien eating a Sonic Double Bacon cheeseburger that is much more complicated than it should be

• give the reader a better understanding about who you are as a person and beg the reader to trust that you are a good person.