My Job Interview-Employability Skills

When going for a job interview, I should:

• Get there late.

• Arrive a few minutes early.

• Not show up at all.

• Go online and play games instead.

When going in for my interview I should:

• Wear nice clothes(clean pants, shirt, shoes).

• Wear my Halloween costume.

• Wear joggers and a hoodie.

• Wear my pajamas so I will be comfortable.

When I sit down for my interview, I should:

• Slouch down in my seat and look at my phone.

• Sit up straight and look at my interviewer.

• Lean forward and lay my head on the table/desk.

• Cross my arms and look down.

When answering questions during my interview I should:

• Chew gum loudly, making smacking sounds.

• Grunt, shrug my shoulders, nod, or shake my head.

• Answer with 'yes sir, no sir, yes ma'am, no ma'am'.

• Bark like a dog.

When the interviewer asks about my strengths I should:

• Tell them I am good at sleeping.

• Tell them things I can do well that will help me do a good job.

• Tell them what level I am on in Fortnite.

• Tell them that I really don't want to work.