Farewell - Wrong Answers Only

Main meal strategy if you get quarantined in a lab?

• Survive on Luria-bernheim broth soup

• E. Coli inoculated agar jam (gotta love breakfast food)

• Cockroach suateé with a side of feta agar (agar mixed HCl)

• Toast to your last day with ethanol

As Doofenshmirtz, what would your first move towards global domination be?

• Create a highly infectious virus so that other people have online graduations

• Mass manufacture Polyjuice potion

• Using rDNA to induce zombie mutations

• Create Buckbeak by using horse DNA

If you could choose to have any of the following, which would it be?

• Love potion

• Invisibility cloak

• To have a pet dragon

• To know a Gemino Curse/Doubling Charm

If you were Buzz lightyear how would you report a lab accident?

• There is an intergalactic emergency

• My ship has crash landed here by mistake

• Years of academic training wasted

• And There Seems To Be No Sign Of Intelligent Life Anywhere

You’re on the joker’s hit list, what is your move?

• You propose a winner takes all paani puri challenge

• Lure him into a virar fast during rush hour

• Shut his advances just say no

• Carve on a happy face

You forgot your ID card and Bellatrix has the security guard shift, how do you get into college?

• Toss yourself over the sandwich gate and get poked with barbed wires.

• Fly into the woods on your broom and nearly fall off

• Drink polyjuice potion with her hair and enter

• Borrow your friends id card lanyard and waltz in

If you woke up as dobby what’s the first bertie botts every flavour bean you will eat?

• Earwax flavoured

• Rotten eggs flavoured

• Earthworm flavoured

• Barf flavoured

If Doomsday were to happen tomorrow, what's the one thing you’d want to do in college?

• Attend all lectures sincerely from 8am

• Wear ripped jeans

• Stand in line for a xerox

• Make an agar pool and have a pool party

Who would win a marathon at the Hogwartlympics?

• Hagrid

• Snape

• Peter Pettigrew

• Dumbledore

Who would you go to copy all your assignments from?

• Ron Weasley

• Michael Scott

• Mr Bean

• Patrick star from spongebob squarepants