the TEN c's

I cannot pray without the picture of Jesus.

• You shall have no other god before me.

• You shall not make any image as your god.

• You shall not use the Lord's name in vain.

• You shall keep the Lord's day holy.

It's the day to come to church but I want to go to the mall.

• You shall have no other god before me.

• You shall not make any image as your god.

• You shall not use the Lord's name in vain.

• You shall keep the Lord's day holy.

I cannot join the Bible Study meeting; my K-pop singer is on TV.

• You shall have no other god before me.

• You shall not make any image as your god.

• You shall not use the Lord's name in vain.

• You shall keep the Lord's day holy.

That joke is funny but this "Jesus" joke is funnier.

• You shall have no other god before me.

• You shall not make any image as your god.

• You shall not use the Lord's name in vain.

• You shall keep the Lord's day holy.

I'm saving money to buy those shades of my favorite actor so, I'm not giving an offering in the church.

• You shall have no other god before me.

• You shall not make any image as your god.

• You shall not use the Lord's name in vain.

• You shall keep the Lord's day holy.