Irony

A fire station

• is robbed.

• burns down.

• crumbles to the ground.

• window breaks.

A police station

• is robbed.

• burns down.

• crumbles to the ground.

• window breaks.

A marriage counselor

• gets a new job.

• has a strong marriage.

• gets divorced.

• gets fired.

A post on Facebook complains about

• how useless Instagram is.

• how useless Tik tok is.

• how useless Twitter is.

• how useless Facebook is.

A pilot has a fear of

• heights.

• snakes.

• the dark.

• pineapples.

A zookeeper has a fear of

• heights.

• the dark.

• snakes.

• pineapples.

A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of

• breaking someone's arm.

• robbing a bank.

• unpaid parking tickets.

• not showing up to court.

An English teacher

• has poor grammar.

• is a bookworm.

• is a writer.

• works at a school.

A student passes a class with a well-written essay about

• how much they love writing.

• how awesome the class is.

• clowns.

• how bad the class is.

A child runs away from someone throwing a water balloon at him and

• trips over a stick.

• falls into the dirt.

• falls into the pool.

• outruns said person.