Context Clues: Test Taking strategies

One plus one is....

(This is a reading test, so no numbers!)

• forty

• Heck if I know.

• Um....I don't believe in the number two.

• Pickles, of course!

In which city do the people love Scooby Doo the most?

AbuDabi or Kalooga?

• The people of Kalooga don't, but the people of AbuDabiDoo!

  Bwah, ha, ha!

• The people of Kalooga don't, but the people of AbuDabiDoo!

  Bwah, ha, ha!

• The people of Kalooga don't, but the people of AbuDabiDoo!

  Bwah, ha, ha!

• The people of Kalooga don't, but the people of AbuDabiDoo!

  Bwah, ha, ha!

Who was purple and ruled the world a long time ago? 

• Alexander the Grape

• um....jam? 

• Alexander the Grape

• Alexander the Grape

In America, why do we park on driveways and drive on Parkways?

• Because ew era sdrawkcab ni aciremA!

• Ya nez znayoo.

• Um...um...

  Is it time to go home yet?

• What in the cornfield is a driveway?

Which great world leader loved to "play on words"?

• Atilla the Pun

• Attilla was a catepilla!

• Who?

• Um...uh...is it time to go yet?

What is red, orange, and really disappointing?

• High School pizza!

• Um..Karen's hair?

• My car.

• My cat.

Why should we be nice to Mrs. Timmons today?

• Because it is the right thing to do!

• Because she is an adult.

• Because a lady should be treated like a lady.

• Mrs Smith says to NEVER start a sentence with "BECAUSE!" And because it is the right thing to do.

What do skeletons like to drink on Halloween eve?

• Boolade!

• Skeletons don't drink, silly. It would run right through them.

• They have nothing to drink.

  BOO WHO!

Last one.... a reading joke for you.

What is black and white and read all over?

• This is the most amazing quiz!

  Are we going to get a grade for this? 

• A newspaper!

• A sunburned zebra.

Mrs. Smith is gone today. Do you miss her?

• Yes, because she is funny.

• Yes, because she has Jolly Ranchers

• Yes, because she is my favorite teacher.

• Yes...just because.