spoof text

spoof text is ...

• poem

• how to make

• funny stories

• fairy tale

language features, except...

• use past tense

• use to be

• use action verb

• use adverbs of time and place

generic structure, except ....

• coda

• orientation

• event

• twist

Rearrange the following sentences into the correct and meaningful paragraph!

1. Everyone stared at me, I scrambled back into the toilet and didn’t come out for a long time, I was so embarrassed. 2. On the way, I felt the urgent need to use the bus toilet. 3. The bus hit a bump and then the door flew open. 4. Last holiday, my class made a trip to Anyer. 5. I stumbled out into the aisle, exposing myself to all the bus passengers. 6. We rented a bus to take us there. 7. I was sure that I had locked the door by turning the handle, but as soon as I slipped off my pants.

• 4,6,2,7,3,5,1

• 7,2,3,4,5,1,6

• 1,2,3,4,5,6,7

• 4,2,6,7,5,1,3

Last holiday, my class made a trip to Anyer. We rented a bus to take us there. On the way, I felt the urgent need to use the bus toilet.

I was sure that I had locked the door by turning the handle, but as soon as I slipped off my pants. The bus hit a bump and then the door flew open. I stumbled out into the aisle, exposing myself to all the bus passengers. Everyone stared at me, I scrambled back into the toilet and didn’t come out for a long time, I was so embarrassed.

What a trip to remember!

Choose the best answer based on the text above!

• My trip to Anyer.

• My holiday trip

• My memorable holiday.

• My experience in Anyer

“I scrambled back into the toilet” (Paragraph 2)

The underlined word means ..

• moved quickly

• climbed soon

• run faster

• raced rapidly

What does the second paragraph tell us about?

• The mysterious travel

• The embarrassed accident in the bus.

• The dangerous accident.

• The interesting trip

According to the story, which statement is true?

• The door of the bus flew open when I was slipping off my pants

• The writer went to Anyer alone

• The writer felt ashamed during the trip to Anyer

• The writer was shy to come out from the bus

Where did the story happen?

• Inside a toilet in Anyer

• In front of the bus door

• Last holiday in Anyer

• In the bus on the way to Anyer

travel with whom the author's experience ...

• with family

• with neightbor

• with classmate

• with wife