Funny IQ jokes

What drink is coughing?

• cola

• water

• Fanta

• coffee

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What animal has a sore throat?

• Hamster

• Dinosaur

• Dog

• Cat

Answer explanation

Beware. DinoSAUR. So it has a sore throat.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What does book worms do all day?

• slither

• read

• play

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Who has three legs?

Why Jeremy heard Sam said rocks are smelly?

• Because the rocks that Sam picked were really smelly.

• Because Sam said 'socks'

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CCSS.RL.7.1

CCSS.RL.8.1

CCSS.RL.9-10.1

What do you call a bee that can't think?

• a fearly bee

• a noneless bee

• a nobrain bee

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What is the turtle's favourite song?

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Why did the kid threw a clock outside the window?

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call a pig that chops things?

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What does Batman's bathroom call?

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