"As a doctor, I am qualified to tell you that this course of treatment will likely generate the best results."

"My three decades of experience in public service, my tireless commitment to the people of this community, and my willingness to reach across the aisle and cooperate with the opposition, make me the ideal candidate for your mayor."

"The veterinarian says that an Australian shepherd will be the perfect match for our active lifestyle."

"If his years as a Marine taught him anything, it's that caution is the best policy in this sort of situation."

"You know me - I've taught Sunday School at your church for years, babysat your children, and served as a playground director for many summers."

"If we don't move soon, we're all going to die! Can't you see how dangerous it would be to stay?"

"I'm not just invested in this community - I love every building, every business, every hard-working member of this town."

"There's no price that can be placed on peace of mind. Our advanced security systems will protect the well-being of your family so that you can sleep soundly at night."

"Where would we be without this tradition? Ever since our forefathers landed at Plymouth Rock, we've celebrated Thanksgiving without fail, making more than cherished recipes. We've made memories."

"They've worked against everything we've worked so hard to build, and they don't care who gets hurt in the process. Make no mistake, they're the enemy, and they won't stop until we're all destroyed."