DSAN Game Night

"Like a rebellious teenager that wants to do things differently just for the sake of it, without really thinking about whether it makes sense or not"

• R

• Python

• Julia

• SQL

"It feels like you're trying to build a house of cards in a windstorm."

• R

• SQL

• HTML

• CSS

"It's so inflexible, it's like it's got a stick up its ASCII"

• HTML

• Spark

• Hadoop

• SQL

"Don't even think about trying to use it for high-performance computing -- it's like trying to use a tricycle to compete in the Tour de France"

• R

• Python

• Julia

• Matlab

"Let's not forget the syntax, which is like trying to learn a foreign language while juggling flaming torches."

• CSS

• HTML

• Julia

• R

"It's like trying to control a giant octopus with a pair of chopsticks - you might get lucky, but most likely you'll end up with tentacles in your face."

• Natural Language Processing

• Network Analytics

• Big Data Analytics

• Time Series Analysis

"It's like a bad blind date - you're hoping for a spark, but all you get is an awkward conversation and an overpriced dinner bill."

• Machine Learning

• Data Visualiztion

• Natural Language Processing

• Statistical Modeling

"Like a fussy toddler who refuses to eat their vegetables - it's hard to get it to do anything useful."

• Natural Language Processing

• Time Series Analysis

• Computer Vision

• Machine Learning

"The perfect field for anyone who wants to spend their life feeling simultaneously superior and inferior to everyone around them"

• Data Science

• Mathematics

• Statistics

• Data Analysis

It's the perfect way to make yourself sound smarter than you actually are, while simultaneously making everyone else feel stupid.

• Data Science

• Statistics

• Data Analysis

• Business Analytics