Funny Interactions PM, Designer, Engineer

What did the product manager say to the engineer when they asked for more time to complete a task?

• Sure, take all the time you need!

• No problem, I'll just tell the client we're delaying the launch again.

• Absolutely not! We need to stick to the deadline.

• I don't care, just get it done!

Why did the product designer bring a ladder to the meeting?

• To reach new heights of creativity.

• To escape from boring discussions.

• To show off their climbing skills.

• To fix the broken ceiling.

What did the engineer say when the product manager asked for an estimate on a complex feature?

• It will take a few hours.

• I can do it in a day.

• It's impossible, we need to hire more engineers.

• Let me think... a week?

Why did the product manager bring a rubber duck to the meeting?

• To have a companion during the meeting.

• To use it as a stress ball.

• To explain their ideas to the duck before sharing with the team.

• To play a prank on the engineers.

What did the engineer say when the product designer asked for a pixel-perfect design?

• No problem, I'll make it perfect.

• Are you kidding? It's impossible to achieve pixel-perfection.

• I'll try my best, but it might not be 100% accurate.

• Why do you care so much about pixels?

Why did the product designer bring a bag of popcorn to the meeting?

• To enjoy a snack during the boring discussions.

• To share with everyone as a gesture of goodwill.

• To distract the team from their design flaws.

• To use it as a prop for a presentation.

What did the product manager say when the engineer asked for more clarity on the requirements?

• Figure it out yourself, that's your job!

• I'll get back to you with more details.

• You should have asked earlier, now it's too late.

• Just do whatever you think is best.

Why did the engineer bring a toy robot to the meeting?

• To demonstrate their love for technology.

• To show off their coding skills.

• To lighten the mood and make everyone smile.

• To replace themselves in the meeting.

What did the product designer say when the engineer suggested a simpler solution?

• That's a great idea, let's go with it!

• No way, we need a more complex solution.

• I don't understand, can you explain it again?

• I'll think about it, but I prefer the original plan.

Why did the product manager bring a magic wand to the meeting?

• To make all the problems disappear.

• To perform a magic trick for the team.

• To symbolize their ability to make things happen.

• To play a prank on the product designer.