How to Change a Diaper

Presence of stinky, foreign material is evidence of a dirty diaper.

• True

• False

A dirty / soiled diaper should be changed.

• True

• False

My clothes should be removed prior to removal of the diaper.

• True

• False

I need to loosen the diaper prior to removal.

• True

• False

It does not matter which direction I wipe to clean the affected area.

• True

• False

It is acceptable to use steel-wool or other abrasives for wiping.

• True

• False

A clean diaper should be used to replace the dirty one.

• True

• False

The new diaper should be the proper size.

• True

• False

Dirty diapers and soiled materials should be disposed of properly.

• True

• False

BONUS:

In the event you discover foreign material on the walls, in the crib, and on the floor, you should:

• Clean it appropriately

• Head for the hills and change your name

• Call the National Guard

• Hose down the offender, burn the house.