12th Grade Humor

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• toothless bear

• gummy bear

• bare gums bear

• denture bear

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was the most intelligent scarecrow.

• Because he had the best fashion sense.

• Because he scared away all the birds.

• Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

• muscular snowman

• fit snowman

• toned snowman

• abdominal snowman

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• They are too busy dancing.

• They are too fragile.

• They don't have muscles.

• They are too friendly.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• Lost balance

• Slippery surface.

• Flat tire.

• Strong wind.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

• crown fish

• monarch fish

• royal fish

• king fish

Why did the tomato turn red?

• Absorption of nutrients

• Ripening and the production of lycopene

• Exposure to sunlight

• Reaction with oxygen

What do you call a fake noodle?

• fakaroni

• noodle impostor

• impasta

• phony pasta

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

• Oysters lack the ability to understand the concept of charity.

• Oysters are non-sentient organisms without the ability to make conscious decisions or possess monetary resources.

• Oysters are not aware of the concept of donating.

• Oysters do not have a concept of charity.