Halloween Jokes

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• They are too busy dancing.

• They are too scared of each other.

• They don't have brains.

• They don't have muscles.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

• oceanwitch

• seawitch

• sandwitch

• beachwitch

Why did the vampire go to the doctor?

• He needed a check-up.

• He had a toothache.

• He was coffin.

• He wanted a blood test.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

• snowbite

• ice vampire

• frozen fangs

• frostbite

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Because he had the best fashion sense.

• Because he scared away all the birds.

• Because he was the most intelligent scarecrow.

What do you call a ghost's true love?

Why don't mummies take vacations?

• They are afraid of getting sand in their bandages.

• They can't afford a vacation.

• They are always wrapped up in their work.

• They prefer to stay in their tombs.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

• Because he didn't want to share the spotlight with anyone.

• Because he had no body to go with him.

• Because he was too scared to ask someone to go with him.

• Because he didn't have any friends.

What do you call a monster with no neck?

• neckless monster

• headless monster

• no-head monster

• no-neck monster