Silly scientist jokes

Who can´t you trust?

• Atoms

• Teachers

• Your cat

• Calculators

Answer explanation

They make up everything!

Who are the most optimistic?

• Electrons

• Protons

• Neutrons

• Atoms

Answer explanation

They are always positive!

Who is the eternal optimistic?

• Batteries

• Levers

• Electromagnets

• Loads

Answer explanation

They always go from negative to positive - no matter Watt!

Who is the teacher´s favorite student?

• An apple on a tree

• A swimming duck

• A book on the floor

• A car

Answer explanation

It has greater potential! (gravitational potential)

What units do the Jedi use in Star Wars?

• Newtons and Joules

• Watts and Decibels

• Candelas and Amperes

• Coulombs and Seconds

Answer explanation

Because may the Force(Newtons) be with U(=mgh, Joules)

What pair are the eternal rebels?

• Mass and velocity

• Time and acceleration

• Power and energy

• Voltage and Current

Answer explanation

Because voltage / current is always RESISTANCE!

Who is worst?

• Total energy

• Accelerated increase

• Work efficiency

• Velocity squared

Answer explanation

Because he´s a Jerk! (J=increase of acceleration over time)

Who is the best photographer?

• A motor

• A cell

• A voltmeter

• An ammeter

Answer explanation

It´s always making cell-fies!

Where will you find more knowledge?

• In the lab

• In the gym

• In the canteen

• In the art room

Answer explanation

You will find many cultured bacteria! (cultured...)

Who is most entertaining?

• A fish

• A mushroom

• A mammal

• A bird

Answer explanation

Because he is a Fungi! (fun guy)