Christmas jokes

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

• I like your looks!

• Stick with me and we’ll go places!

• Let's stick together!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

• Their days are numbered!

• They are too dear

• They have limited use only

How did Scrooge win the football game?

• He paid for the prize

• The ghost of Christmas passed!

• He never took part

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

• We wish you a merry Christmas

• Oh little town of Bethlehem

• Silent Night

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

• Santa Pause

• Lazy Santa

• Smmmer Santa

What comes at the end of Christmas Day? 

• Cold turkey

• Presents

• The letter “Y”

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?

• EVERY year

• In year ending in 0

• In a good year

How does a snowman lose weight? 

• He keeps a snow diet

• He waits for the weather to get warmer!

• He takes out his carrot

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? 

• A ball without air

• A rubber ball

• A snowball

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?

• A sick man

• Santa walking backwards

• A tired elf