Valentine's Day Brain Teasers

What has a heart that doesn't beat?

• a tree

• a rock

• a robot

• an artichoke

What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?

• I'm attracted to you!

• You make my heart skip a beat!

• You're so repulsive!

• I'm stuck on you!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?

• I want to play hide and seek with you

• I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

• I want to give you eight hugs

• I want to share my ink with you

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

• I'm stuck on you!

• I'm sending my love to you!

• I'm licking you!

• You've got mail!

What did the calculator say to the student on Valentine's Day?

• You can count on me!

• I can't function without you!

• I love your digits!

• You're my number one!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

• A diamond ring and a love letter

• A hug and a quiche

• A dozen roses and a box of chocolates

• A trip to Paris and a bouquet of flowers

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine's Day?

• You make me melt!

• I'm sweet on you!

• I'm cold as ice without you!

• I'm nuts about you!

What did the pencil say to the paper on Valentine's Day?

• You're the lead in my life!

• I'm drawn to you!

• You're the write one for me!

• You're write for me!

What did the light bulb say to the switch on Valentine's Day?

• I'm so turned on by you.

• You turn me on.

• I'm glowing for you.

• You light up my life.

What did the computer say to the mouse on Valentine's Day?

• You're the click to my drag!

• I love your hardware!

• You click with me!

• You're so cheesy!