Funny Moments

What do you call a bear with no teeth? (Answer: A gummy bear)

• A gummy bear

• A toothless bear

• A bare bear

• A gumless bear

Why did the tomato turn red? (Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing)

• Because it was embarrassed

• Because it was blushing

• Because it was feeling hot

• Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? (Answer: Frostbite)

• Icicle Fangs

• Frostbite

• Snowpire

• Chilldracula

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? (Answer: Because it was two-tired)

• Because it was too old

• Because it was too heavy

• Because it was two-tired

• Because it was too lazy

What did one wall say to the other wall? (Answer: I'll meet you at the corner)

• I'll wait for you at the intersection

• I'll catch you on the flip side

• I'll meet you at the corner

• I'll see you at the edge

Why don't skeletons fight each other? (Answer: They don't have the guts)

• Because they are too spineless

• They don't have the guts

• Because they are all skull and no muscle

• Because they don't have the bones

What do you call a fake noodle? (Answer: An impasta)

• A fauxodle

• A noodle imposter

• An impasta

• A sham noodle

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? (Answer: You look flushed)

• You're really in the tank

• I'm feeling drained

• You're full of crap

• You look flushed

Why did the scarecrow win an award? (Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field)

• Because he was good at scaring birds

• Because he was made of straw

• Because he was friends with the crows

• Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Answer: Nacho cheese)

• Your cheese

• Cheeseless

• Nacho cheese

• Not your cheese