Bald Head Teacher Jokes

Why does Mr. Doherty always shine in the classroom?

• Because he uses a special teacher's polish

• Because of his bright ideas

• Because his bald head reflects the light

• Because he's always happy

What is Katie Holness's secret weapon for maintaining discipline in the classroom?

• Her stern look

• Her collection of dangerously high heels

• Her loud voice

• Her strict rules

Why did Matthew Hutton stop being good at sports?

• He lost his sports shoes

• He became a deputy head

• He forgot how to play

• He started collecting stamps instead

How does Mr. Doherty keep his head so shiny?

• He uses car wax

• He polishes it every morning with a cloth

• It's naturally shiny

• He uses a special bald head shine lotion

What happens when Katie Holness walks down the hallway in her high heels?

• The floor gets scared

• It sounds like a horse galloping

• Everyone immediately pays attention

• The heels light up and play music

Why is Mr. Doherty considered a light source during power outages?

• Because he knows where all the candles are

• Because his head can be used as a reflector

• Because he's actually a robot with built-in lights

• Because he always carries a flashlight

What's the main reason students are careful around Katie Holness?

• They're afraid of getting a detention

• They don't want to be stepped on by her high heels

• They're scared she'll give them extra homework

• They think she's a superhero in disguise

How does Matthew Hutton prove he was once good at sports?

• By showing old trophies

• By challenging students to races

• By wearing his old team jerseys

• By telling long stories about his glory days

What's the most likely reason Mr. Doherty doesn't wear hats?

• He doesn't want to cover his shiny head

• He can't find one that fits

• He's allergic to hat materials

• He believes hats are out of fashion

Why do students think Katie Holness's high heels are dangerous?

• They're actually weapons in disguise

• They make her taller than everyone else

• They're afraid she might trip and fall

• They believe the heels can cause earthquakes