The happy and funny British School Malaga

What is Mr. Smith's favorite math joke?

• Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

• Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

• Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right.

What silly science experiment did Mrs. Johnson conduct last week?

• Playing music for plants to see if they grow faster

• Measuring the effect of singing to houseplants

• Seeing if dogs can solve a Rubik's cube

• Testing if cats prefer classical or rock music

How does Mr. Brown make his history lessons hilarious?

• By showing historical documentaries

• By assigning boring readings

• By incorporating funny anecdotes, jokes, and engaging storytelling.

• By giving pop quizzes every class

What comical story did Miss White share in English class?

• Miss White shared a scientific discovery in English class

• Miss White shared a cooking recipe in English class

• The answer to the question is not provided as it requires direct interaction with Miss White.

• Miss White shared a tragic story in English class

Can you share an entertaining geography fact from Mr. Green's class?

• Mount Everest is the tallest mountain in the world

• Australia is the largest country in the world

• Russia spans across 11 time zones.

• The Amazon River is located in Africa

What makes Ignacio Amores always smile at the British School Malaga?

• Attending boring staff meetings

• Eating lunch alone in the staff room

• Grading papers all day

• Teaching and interacting with students

What is Mr. Smith's go-to math joke during class?

• What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle!

• Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right!

• Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

Describe one of Mrs. Johnson's wacky science experiments.

• Using a magnifying glass to melt ice cubes.

• Mixing Mentos candies with Diet Coke to create a fizzy explosion.

• Combining salt and water to make a rainbow.

• Mixing baking soda with vinegar to create a volcano eruption.

How does Mr. Brown incorporate humor into his history lessons?

• Performing stand-up comedy routines

• Using funny anecdotes, jokes, and puns related to historical events or figures.

• Singing historical songs during class

• Showing funny cat videos unrelated to history

Share a funny moment from Miss White's English class.

• Miss Black's Math class

• Harry Popper

• Mrs. Green's Science class

• Mr. Blue's History class