13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate

What is Jaime (the bucket boy) promoted to in Scene 1?

• First Mate

• Full Blooded Pirate

• Captain

• Chef

Jaime thinks pirates should help people like the...

• Army

• Coast Guard

• Mermaids

• Spanish

But what do the Captain and crew value as an indication of being a good pirate?

• The ability to swim

• The ability to fight

• The ability to sail

• Read the wind

What is the reason Jaime dislikes being at sea?

• Because the sea is kind of wonderful

• Because fish smell, so pirates are smelly

• Because of the storms and risk of being thrown overboard

• Because the sea is under water

What does the crew think is the cause of scurvy?

• Lack of proper hygiene

• Not knowing how to swim

• Eating too much fish

• Starfish, too small to see, getting in your throat when you fight.

1. Pirates drank mix of rum and water and lime and sugar called...

• Limeade

• Blue Milk

• Grog

• Toothpaste

What problem does the captain face in Scene 2?

• He cannot find the map

• He cannot find the obvious spot where the X is marked

• He is afraid of coconuts

• He is enjoying the beach and get's sunburned

What does Jaime suggest should be done with the treasure once it's found?

• Keep it all for themselves

• Give it to the government

• Bury it again

• Share it with the Buddha

What happens after the pirates find the treasure?

• They divide it equally among themselves

• They decide to leave the treasure and go home

• They start fighting with each other

• They hide the treasure in a safer place

What does Pirate 3 say his mother always told him?

• "You can't kill a man with a sea bass."

• "A sword is always the answer."

• "You are not my son"

• "Always share your treasure."