Puns

(make it punny!)

Broken pencils are...

• pointless

• not good

• wood

• worthless

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Why didn't the orange win the race ???

• because it ran out of juice

• because it felt like it

• i don't know

• boq

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what do you call a pig that knows how to do karate

• a pork chop

• a pig that learned karate

• a pork grind

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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

• Drums

• Saxophone

• Trombone

• They can't play instruments

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What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

• Pop music

• Swing music

• Classical music

• Rock-n-roll

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My friend was annoying me with bird puns.

• That's unfortunate.

• Are you friends with Mr. Masem?

• Toucan play at that game.

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What word is missing to make this a pun?

That's the _________ thing I've seen.

• stupidest

• wierdest

• funniest

• sealiest

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What is a monster's favorite makeup?

• mas-scare-a
• blush
• lipstick
• wrinkle scream

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What is a Pun?

• Words that sound the same but are spelled different 

• Play on words: a joke 

• An idiom 

• Pickle and onion mix

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Is this a pun?

• No 

• I don't know 

• Yes

• Maybe

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