Laugh Riot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! https://jokes.beebut.com

• Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

• Lettuce go, it's getting late!

• Lettuce out, it's warm in here!

• Lettuce stay out, it's warm outside!

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

• It was too exhausted.

• It was two tired.

• It was too lazy.

• It needed a break.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.

• A queenfish

• A princefish

• A royal fish

• A kingfish

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Because he was remarkable in his patch.

• Because he was exceptional in his crop.

• Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Because he was outstanding in his garden.

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CCSS.L.8.5A

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

• A gummy bear

• A toothless bear

• A bear with braces

• A bear with dentures

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

• Because it failed its math test

• Because it had too many problems.

• Because it was missing a decimal point

• Because it couldn't solve its own equations

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CCSS.RI.1.9

CCSS.RI.2.9

CCSS.RI.4.8

CCSS.RL.1.5

CCSS.RL.4.5

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

• Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

• Boo hoo? Don't laugh, it's serious!

• Boo who? Stop being so sensitive, it's just a joke!

• Boo who? Get over it, it's just a joke!

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

• It was feeling shy.

• It wanted to be like an apple.

• It saw the salad dressing.

• It was trying to impress the cucumber.

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CCSS.RI.1.4

CCSS.RI.2.1

CCSS.RL.1.1

CCSS.RL.2.1

CCSS.RL.3.1

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

• A noodle wannabe

• An impasta.

• A real noodle

• A noodle imposter

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CCSS.L.8.5A

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

• It got robbed.

• It got mugged.

• It was attacked.

• It was assaulted.

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CCSS.L.8.5A