If I Had A Million Dollars (song)

According to the song, if the speaker had a million dollars, what would they buy for their house?

• A house

• Furniture, like a chesterfield or an ottoman

• A K-Car

• A tree fort

What item would the speaker not buy, even if they had a million dollars?

• A real fur coat

• An exotic pet

• John Merrick's remains

• A limousine

The author currently has a million dollars.

• True

• False

• Not Given

What would the speaker and their partner do in the tree fort if they had a million dollars?

• Hang out and open the fridge

• Eat pre-wrapped sausages

• Put a little tiny fridge in the tree fort

• All of the above

If the speaker had a million dollars, what kind of ketchup would they buy to go with their Kraft Dinner?

• Regular ketchup

• Dijon ketchup

• Fancy ketchups

• BBQ sause

How would the speaker and their partner get to the store if they had a million dollars?

• Walk

• Take a limousine

• Drive a K-Car

• None of the above

What would the speaker buy to show their love if they had a million dollars?

• A green dress

• An exotic pet

• John Merrick's remains

• 
  All of the above

The author has already purchased an exotic pet with a million dollars.

• True

• False

• Not Given