Chairs

What is the definition of a chair? The word "sit" is not allowed in the answers

How many legs does a chair have?

• 4

• 3

• none

• All options are correct

Answer explanation

3: for minimalists

none: technically a beanbag is a chair too

Which of the following is NOT a type of chair?

• Recliner

• Throne

• Bean bag

• Standing desk

What do most people really use their chairs for?

• Sitting

• Clothes rack

• Contemplating life choices

• All of the above

What is the difference between a chair and a stool?

• Chairs have backs, stools don't

• One is secretly judging your posture

• Nothing

  (it's just marketing)

• The amount of regret you feel after sitting too long

Which chair is the worst to assemble?

• IKEA

• IKEA

• IKEA

• I love IKEA

  (I'm a psychopath)

If your chair could talk, what would it say?

• Maybe try standing every once in a while?

• Thanks for the view I guess

• Is that what you call working??

• Help.

What's the scientific term for someone who's been sitting for too long?

• Sedentarian

• Couch-tatoist

• Postural enthusiast

• Zoom fatigue sufferer

Answer explanation

Just making shit up at this point

How many hours of your life will you spend sitting in a chair? (why not end with an existential crisis)

• 1 year

• 5 years

• 13 years

• I don't wanna know

Answer explanation

13 years. Yes, really (no idea if that's actually true)