Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes Edition

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

• Because he scared away all the crows!

• Because he was the best gardener!

• Because he was made of straw!

• Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

• An impasta!

• A pasta imposter

• A spaghetti pretender

• A noodle fraud

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

• They don't have the guts!

• They prefer to play music instead.

• They are afraid of the dark!

• They are too busy dancing!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

• I'll see you at the door!

• I'll catch you at the fence!

• I'll meet you at the corner!

• Let's meet at the window!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

• Because it lost its balance!

• Because it was too heavy!

• Because it was going too fast!

• Because it was two-tired!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

• Cheddar cheese

• Stolen cheese

• Nacho cheese!

• Free cheese

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

• Because it had too many problems!

• Because it was too heavy to carry!

• Because it couldn't find its solutions!

• Because it was missing its cover!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

• gummy bear

• soft bear

• toothless bear

• sugar bear

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

• Because he likes to dress up!

• In case he got a hole in one!

• To match his shoes!

• In case it rains!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!

• Formal fish

• Sofishticated!

• Dressed fish

• Fish in a tuxedo