Common Issues at workplace

What is the fancy term for stealing office pens when no one is looking?

• Larceny
  

• 
  Borrowing forever
  

• The ‘Oops, I’ll bring it back tomorrow’ move
  

• Office supply redistribution

Your colleague Steve claims he’s “just keeping company cash warm” in his wallet. What’s the legal term for Steve’s new hobby?

• Embezzlement
  

• Cash babysitting
  

• Wallet maintenance

If you report Karen to HR for taking long coffee breaks and “working from the beach,” are you a whistleblower?

• No, you’re just jealous of Karen
  

• Yes, blow that whistle hard!
  

• No, this is just office gossip
  

• Only if you submit photos of her beach office

What’s the best way to report that your boss is running a secret “cheese smuggling operation” at work?

• Email the CEO with the subject “URGENT CHEESE MATTER”

• Internal Whistle-blowing

• Contact your local cheese board

• Print flyers and distribute them in the break room

Which of the following is NOT a valid type of employee theft?

• Skimming (taking cash before it’s recorded)

• Cheque tampering

• Sneaking extra donuts from the break room
  

• Fraudulent disbursement

What’s a good excuse to give when caught "borrowing" the boss's stapler?

• "It’s a shared resource, right?"

• "I thought it was mine."

• "I was testing its durability!"

• "Uh...I’m sorry?"

How common do you think employee theft is in workplaces?

• • Extremely rare

• Happens sometimes

• • Pretty common

• • Happens all the time

If your boss gave you a shiny new Rolex after approving a suspicious expense report, what would you do?

• • Show it off and say, “My hard work finally paid off!”

• Ask if they have one in gold

• Pretend you didn’t notice the $10 million “miscellaneous expense”

• • Check if the watch is fake and if they kept the receipt

What’s the most creative way to “accidentally” report your co-worker’s questionable behavior?

• Send it to HR via carrier pigeon

• • Write it in an “anonymous” letter... signed by them

• • Slide it into the boss’s morning coffee order

• • Loudly declare, “Wow, I’d NEVER steal office supplies... unlike some people”

What’s the most creative excuse someone could give for “accidentally” using company funds for a vacation?

• • “I was doing research on beaches for the office decor.”

• “It’s a business trip... for my soul.”

• “The funds were tired and needed a vacation too.”

• • “I thought I was booking a conference, not a cruise!