Winter Jokes

Front

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Back

ice cap

Front

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Back

Snow Balls!

Front

How do snowmen travel around?

Back

Icicle (Ice-cycle)!

Front

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

Back

frost bite

Front

Where do snowmen keep their money?

Back

In a snow bank!

Front

What do the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?

Back

burger with chili ("chilly") sauce!

Front

What do vampires get when they attack snowmen?

Back

frostbite

Front

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?

Back

he didn't "snow" the answer

Front

How can you tell a snowman is angry at you?

Back

by his icy stare

Front

What did one melting icicle say to the other?

Back

hang in there!