Math Jokes

Why was the equal sign so humble?

• Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.

• Because it was always balanced.

• Because it was always in the middle.

• Because it was always equal.

What did the zero say to the eight?

• Nice belt!

• You're infinite!

• You're round!

• You're nothing!

Why do plants hate math?

• Because it gives them square roots.

• Because it makes them divide.

• Because it makes them multiply.

• Because it makes them subtract.

Why was the math book sad?

• Because it had too many problems.

• Because it was full of equations.

• Because it was always being solved.

• Because it was always being opened.

Why did the student wear glasses in math class?

• To improve di-vision.

• To see the board better.

• To look smart.

• To focus on the problems.

Why was the obtuse angle always upset?

• Because it was never right.

• Because it was too wide.

• Because it was too large.

• Because it was always wrong.

Why did the two fours skip lunch?

• They already eight.

• They were full.

• They were on a diet.

• They were fasting.

Why did the math teacher break up with the biology teacher?

• Because there was no chemistry.

• Because they couldn't multiply.

• Because they couldn't divide.

• Because they couldn't add.

Why did the fraction get a divorce?

• Because it couldn't find a common denominator.

• Because it was too complex.

• Because it was improper.

• Because it was irrational.

Why was the geometry book so good at relationships?

• Because it had all the right angles.

• Because it was well-rounded.

• Because it was balanced.

• Because it was symmetrical.