Giggles and Grins Quiz

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field

• Because he scared all the crows away

• Because he was the tallest

• Because he was the funniest

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

• A gummy bear

• A toothless bear

• A soft bear

• A cuddly bear

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• Because it was too tired

• Because it had a flat tyre

• Because it was on a hill

• Because it was too heavy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

• Stolen cheese

• Nacho cheese

• Borrowed cheese

• Someone else's cheese

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

• Because she will freeze it

• Because she will let it go

• Because she is allergic

• Because she doesn't like balloons

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

• Frostbite

• A cold vampire

• A snowy vampire

• A frozen bat

Why did the maths book look sad?

• Because it had too many problems

• Because it was torn

• Because it was old

• Because it was difficult

What do you call a sleeping bull?

• A snoring bull

• A dozing bull

• A bulldozer

• A resting bull

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers?

• In case he got a hole in one

• In case it rained

• In case he lost one

• In case it was cold

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

• A thesaurus

• A smartosaurus

• A wordosaurus

• A cleverosaurus