How Well Do You Know Ms. Bester?

What snacks does Ms. Bester hide behind her desk like a squirrel?

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

What phrase does Ms. Bester say 100 times a day?

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

If I had a superpower, what would I choose?

• Grading papers at lightning speed

• Freezing time before school starts

• Becomming invisible during dismissal

• Teleporting home afterschool

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CCSS.RL.2.1

CCSS.RL.4.3

CCSS.RL.5.3

CCSS.RL.6.3

CCSS.RL.7.3

What is most likely to be found on Ms. Bester’s desk?

• a mountain of sticky notes

• a mug that says #1 teacher

• snacks!

• student work to be graded

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CCSS.RI.4.1

CCSS.RI.5.1

CCSS.RL.4.1

CCSS.RL.5.1

CCSS.RL.6.1

What does Ms. Bester do when a student says, “I’m done”?

• Throws confetti and declares them ruler of the universe

• Asks, “Oh wow, did NASA call to hire you yet?”

• stares at them blankly

• hands each student a cookie

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

What does Ms. Bester do when no one listens the first 5 times?

• Quietly reflect on life choices

• Repeat it a 6th time… with more dramatic flair

• Stare into the hidden camera

• All of the above while pretending not to cry inside

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

What does Ms. Bester like to do when she is not teaching?

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CCSS.RI.4.5

CCSS.RI.5.5

CCSS.RI.6.5

CCSS.RI.7.5

CCSS.RI.8.5

What happens when someone says, “Do we have to do this?”

• A mysterious storm cloud forms above the teacher desk

• The lesson magically becomes twice as long

• The teacher responds, “Nope! We’re doing it for fun. Obviously.”

• Sarcasm level reaches DEFCON 1

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

If she could go on vacation, where would Ms. Bester go?

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CCSS.RL.2.6

CCSS.RL.8.3

If Ms. Bester wasn't a teacher, what would I be doing?

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CCSS.RI.1.4

CCSS.RI.2.1

CCSS.RI.3.1

CCSS.RL.2.1

CCSS.RL.3.1