What is the official contract time for staff?

• 7:45–3:15

• Sunrise to sunset (because education never sleeps)

• Whenever you feel like it, as long as you bring donuts

True or False: Jeans are allowed any day of the week as long as you wear a school spirit shirt.

• True

• False

Tags

CCSS.RI.4.3

CCSS.RI.5.3

CCSS.RI.5.5

CCSS.RI.6.3

CCSS.RI.6.5

If you want to eat school lunch, where do you sign up?

• On the yellow legal pad by the kitchen door

• Whisper your lunch choice into the walkie-talkie at exactly 9:37 a.m.

• Send Sandy a singing telegram

Which date is the 2025 Elementary Open House?

• August 10

• August 14

• On the next full moon after the PTO approves it

During the 275 PD Conference Day, where do we start the morning?

• Charles Johnson Theater

• The Jefferson teacher lounge (because coffee)

• Bearcat football field with a sunrise yoga session

What type of gas goes in the school van?

• Gasoline from the smaller white tank

• Diesel from the larger tank (and then a lecture from the bus barn)

• Mountain Dew for maximum speed

If a student takes food from the salad bar, what’s the rule?

• They must eat it

• They can use it to decorate their art project

• Give it to the class pet

Where do parents start during Open House night?

• In the gym with the principal’s presentation

• At the PTO ice cream table (tempting)

• Hiding in their child’s desk to surprise them

Tags

CCSS.RI.2.1

CCSS.RI.3.1

CCSS.RL.1.1

CCSS.RL.2.1

CCSS.RL.3.1

If you’re the last to leave the building, you must…

• Lock all doors, check both sides, and set the alarm

• Leave a trail of sticky notes so you can find your way back

• Release the therapy goats into the hallway

What is the dress code for Winter Concert?

• Dress like you’re going to Christmas mass

• Wear matching Christmas pajamas with your class

• Elf costume or bust