Moses, Mountains & LOL Moments 😎⛰️

Who was Moses’ right-hand man who took over leadership after him?

• Aaron 😇

• Peter 🐟

• Joshua 🏹

• Caleb 💪

If the Israelites complained today, what would they probably text?

• When’s lunch? 🍞😫

• Are we there yet? 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

• Water? pls 💧😭

• Moses, pls no more walking 😵‍💫👣

How old was Moses when he died?

• 100 🎂

• 120 🏔️

• 75 and already complaining about his knees 🦵

• 90 😅

What did God tell Moses to do that he messed up?

• Write the Ten Commandments ✍️

• Part the Red Sea 🌊

• Climb Mount Everest without snacks 🏔️🥪

• Speak to a rock 🪨

What is a “bittersweet” moment?

• When something is both good and sad 😢😄

• When you sleep in late 😴

• Eating broccoli but wishing it were cake 🥦🎂

• When your candy tastes like lemon 🍬🍋

True or False: Moses got to enter the Promised Land.

• False 😭

• True ✅

Which of these is a key lesson from Moses’ life?

• One mistake cancels your whole purpose ❌

• Always go your own way 🛣️(not recommended)

• You have to be perfect to be used by God ✨

• God’s grace can make up for our mistakes 🙌

What’s the best way to experience your own “mountain moment” with God?

• Go through the motions of church 🪑

• Hunger for His presence and obey Him 🔥

• Only pray when you’re in trouble 😬

• Wait for someone else to lead you ⏳(procrastination vibes)

Why couldn’t Moses enter the Promised Land?

• He was too tired from the journey 😴

• He forgot his sandals 🥿

• He disobeyed God 😬

• There was no WiFi 📶

What did Peter do after denying Jesus three times?

• Got restored and told to feed God’s sheep 🐑

• Hid under the bed 😳

• Opened a lemonade stand 🍋

• Joined a Southern Gospel band 🎸