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WorksheetsAMS Howl-o-ween Puns (Copyright 2011 Margaret Whisnant)
Total questions: 47
Worksheet time: 24mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
What would Casper be if he wrote a story?
a)
the invisible man
b)
a ghost writer
c)
the silent type
d)
fictitious
2.
Why is a ghoul such a messy eater? Because he...
a)
never wipes his face
b)
misses the point
c)
is always a goblin
d)
chews with his mouth open
3.
What do you call a teenage ghost wearing a really ragged sheet?
a)
a holey terror
b)
a fashion phantom
c)
a lost soul
d)
an undercover agent
4.
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
a)
He flew off too soon afterwards
b)
He had low-blood sugar
c)
He had a steak sandwich
d)
He ate every drop
5.
Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
a)
his blood brother
b)
his best bat
c)
Nobody
d)
his ghoul friend
6.
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
a)
rock 'n roll
b)
classical
c)
rap
d)
jazz
7.
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?
a)
They lose all sense of direction
b)
They don't want to use their last straw
c)
They are afraid of flying off the handle
d)
They would rather sit and stew
8.
Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor?
a)
His blood was low
b)
He was coffin a lot
c)
He wanted to see the new-fangled waiting room
d)
He wanted to hear the tooth
9.
What instrument did the skeleton play in his high school band?
a)
trombone
b)
drum sticks
c)
clarinet
d)
trumpet
10.
What does a ghost like on top of its ice cream sundae?
a)
sprinkled boos
b)
evaporated milk
c)
whipped scream
d)
invisible sweetner
11.
Why do witches think they are funny?
a)
Every time they look into a mirror, it cracks up
b)
The make people scream
c)
They laugh a lot
d)
They don't really dress like that
12.
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work?
a)
to a swimming ghoul, where they learn to float
b)
to boo school
c)
to an ice scream parlor
d)
to a dayscare center
13.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
a)
He was tired of being in the dark
b)
He couldn't find a candle
c)
He wanted a light snack
d)
He liked crunchy treats
14.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
a)
He couldn't get a green light
b)
He had no reason to go
c)
He didn't have the guts to do it
d)
He didn't stand a ghost of a chance
15.
What is a witch's favorite subject?
a)
reading
b)
writing
c)
calculating
d)
spelling
16.
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
a)
It lifts their spirits
b)
It takes them to new heights
c)
It beats floating
d)
It takes their breath away
17.
What happened when two vampires met and immediately fell in love?
a)
a lot of coffin
b)
ringing bells
c)
weird looks
d)
love at first bite
18.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
a)
He turned a deaf ear
b)
He couldn't stand the music
c)
He had no body to dance with
d)
He arrived late
19.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
a)
They are afraid they will relax and unwind
b)
They don't like to travel
c)
They would rather stay home and look after the children
d)
They don't work in the first place
20.
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
a)
leggies
b)
newlywebs
c)
black widows
d)
spinners
21.
What do witches use to control their hair?
a)
scare spray
b)
spider nets
c)
big hats
d)
honey combs
22.
Where do ghosts like to ride on a train?
a)
in the baggage car
b)
in the caboose
c)
floating in the isle
d)
in the back seat
23.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
a)
pie
b)
spilled beans
c)
squash
d)
another pumpkin
24.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
a)
rotten eggs
b)
tweets
c)
nothing; they are asleep
d)
peeps
25.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
a)
sunburned
b)
Windy
c)
a sandwich
d)
Miss Placed
26.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog and is never seen again?
a)
He is knighted
b)
He gets fuzzy
c)
He is mist
d)
He wanders around in a fog
27.
How do mummies disguise themselves?
a)
They unwind
b)
They paint their walls white
c)
They wear masking tape
d)
They imitate statues
28.
What is a monster's favorite makeup?
a)
mas-scare-a
b)
blush
c)
lipstick
d)
wrinkle scream
29.
Who was the most famous male witch detective of all time?
a)
Sherlock Bones
b)
Fangs McSee
c)
Warlock Holmes
d)
Eye C. You
30.
Where would all werewolves just love to live?
a)
Batton Rouge
b)
Howlywood
c)
Mew York
d)
Pennsylveinia
31.
Where does Casper refuel his Mercedes?
a)
at a ghost stop
b)
at a bed and breakfast
c)
at a bootique
d)
at a ghastly station
32.
What kind of students do monster teachers have in their classes?
a)
boils and ghouls
b)
twicks and tweets
c)
spooktacular
d)
boos and thrills
33.
Why do women monsters go on diets?
a)
They like to stay in shape
b)
It makes them laugh their heads off
c)
To keep their ghoulish figures
d)
So they can make commericials for Skinny Craig
34.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
a)
it's a lip-biter
b)
it's a pain in the neck
c)
it's spooktacular
d)
it's a head-turner
35.
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
a)
with a pumpkin patch
b)
with sun scream
c)
with a pumpkin ghoul-kit
d)
with stupor glue
36.
What is one thing you cannot give the headless horseman?
a)
the slip
b)
a toll bridge
c)
directions
d)
a headache
37.
How did the skeleton explain his love for riding Harley's?
a)
I'm a hog
b)
I'm a wild child
c)
I'm bone to be wild
d)
I'm build for speed
38.
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
a)
pumpkin pi
b)
half a grin
c)
another pumpkin
d)
take out
39.
Who set up a facebook page devoted exclusively to Dracula?
a)
his ghost partner
b)
his fang club
c)
his ghoul-ge doc
d)
his Aunt Dot Com
40.
Why did the skeleton throw away his broken pencil?
a)
He was drawing too much attention
b)
Writing with it was pointless
c)
It was a ghost of its former self
d)
He was at a loss for words
41.
Which microorganism loves Halloween?
a)
virus
b)
slime
c)
amoeboo
d)
glow worm
42.
Why didn't the young ghost tell his mother he had eaten glue?
a)
His lips were sealed
b)
He was stuck on a lie
c)
He couldn't get the words to flow
d)
He made a boo boo
43.
Do zombies eat fried chicken with their fingers?
a)
No. They eat it with their lips
b)
No. Sometimes they eat with their friends
c)
No. They like their chicken with gravy
d)
No. They eat their fingers separately
44.
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
a)
They live in the same neighborhood
b)
Demons are a ghoul's best friend
c)
Ghouls like spirited friends
d)
Nobody is perfect
45.
What happened when four zombies strolled along the beach?
a)
there was four shadowing
b)
it was science fiction
c)
they formed a full moon
d)
they turned into sand goons
46.
Why did the Jack-o-lantern get upset when someone carved 10210 on its backside?
a)
He was from Hollywood
b)
It was too intense
c)
It covered its eyes
d)
People mistook him for a clock
47.
What do you do with a green monster?
a)
turn off the grow light
b)
plant it
c)
go with it
d)
wait until it ripens
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