My job is not to represent Washington to you, but to represent you to Washington.

"Love as if you would one day hate, and hate as if you would one day love."

"Never let a fool kiss you--or a kiss fool you."

Do I love you because you're beautiful? Or are you beautiful because I love you?

The reversing the order of words in the second of two parallel phrases. This rhetorical device is also referred to as reverse parallelism, antimetabole or syntactical inversion.

A statement that may seem absurd or contradictory but yet can be true, or at least makes sense.

You can save money by spending it.

“Men work together whether they work together or apart.”

This is the beginning of the end.

When you represent something as less than what it is. This can be done in writing or in speech.

When you just hit the biggest lottery of all time and say I'm kind of excited.

You scrape the entire side of your car, and then you say, "It is only a small scratch.

The opposite to a hyperbole

Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.

A joke that makes a play on words.

"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass."

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

"Atheism is a non-prophet institution"