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riddles and jokes!

Total questions: 20

Worksheet time: 2hrs 37mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

What comes down but never comes up

a)

rain

b)

flowers

c)

ground

2.

Friday sally and sue went to burger king nether did sally or sue pay the bill who did?

a)

the server

b)

friday

3.

why can't you tell secrets in a grocery store?

a)

cause beanstalks

b)

potatos have eyes

c)

and corn has ears

4.

what kinda music do dad's listen to

a)

pop music

b)

rock and roll

c)

other

5.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

a)

because it was the chickens day off

b)

because he felt like it

c)

he was hungry

6.

I 'm tall when I am young and small when I am old what am i

a)

A candle

b)

huge

c)

other

7.

why did Adle cross the road

a)

to say hello from they other side

b)

to walk over there and sing

c)

other

8.

what do you call a cow with no legs

a)

ground beef

b)

a cow with no legs

c)

other

9.

what did the hungry clock do

a)

it went back for seconds

b)

it ate the letters

c)

other

10.

How many letters does alphabet have

a)

26

b)

8

c)

25

d)

20

12.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
a)
The letter M
b)
The letter P
c)
The letter T
d)
The letter P
12.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
a)
The letter M
b)
The letter P
c)
The letter T
d)
The letter P
13.
What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
a)
A feather 
b)
A breath 
c)
A piece of paper
d)
A plastic bag
14.
Your in a race. You bypass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in?
a)
1st
b)
2nd
c)
3rd
d)
4th
15.
You're a bus driver and you pick up and drop kids off after school. The driver drops off Sally, Ted, Alan, and Nate. What is the bus driver's name? 
a)
Ted
b)
STAN
c)
your name
d)
Alan
16.
If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?
a)
No time at all it is already built
b)
4 hours
c)
2 hours
d)
1 hours
17.
What goes around the world but stays in a corner
a)
life
b)
a jar of peanut butter
c)
stamps
d)
Elmo
18.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you´ll die. What is it?
a)
Nothing
b)
friends
c)
a life 
d)
money
19.
Why is the cow afraid.....
a)
He was a Cow-herd
b)
he was a Cow herd
20.
why does Patrick scream
a)
he's looking for spongebob
b)
someone ate his crabby pattey
c)
hes plain dumb
d)
hes mad because crabby patties are no more