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The Q U I Z

Total questions: 188

Worksheet time: 2hrs 1mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

Which one is a snail?

a)

Lissachatina fulica

b)

Poplus tremuloides

c)

Chrondus crispus

d)

Glaucus atlanticus

2.

Which is my favorite?

a)
b)
c)
d)
3.

It was the roar of the crowd that __________________

a)

Gave the life back to me.

b)

Made my thoughts start to sting.

c)

Gave me heartache to sing.

d)

That made me hesitate.

4.

Which of these is a garden-grown food?

a)

Vögel.

b)

Bär

c)

Nein.

d)

Kartoffeln.

5.

What is a shoe?

a)

A nice, steamy bowl of salad topped in homemade ranch and freshly picked vegetables..

b)

Something you wear on your foot.

c)

Anything can be a shoe if you wish upon a pink unicorn.

d)
6.

Describe Susan.

a)

Sharp

b)

Green

c)

Very fashionable

d)

Nice

7.

Solve it: 3x₄ y₅ • 2x₅y₄

a)

6x₂₀y₂₀

b)

5xy₂₀

c)

6x₉y₉

d)

5x₂₀y₂₀

8.

Do I play an instrument, and, if so, what instrument?

a)

Yes- Guitar

b)

No

c)

Yes- Violin

d)

Yes- Keyboard

e)

Yes- Flute

9.

What is your favorite type of snail?

a)

All snails are valid.

b)

Tiger snail.

c)

Garden snail.

d)

Giant African Land Snail.

10.

What is one noteable project I am working on now?

a)

Writing a book.

b)

Learning to bake.

c)

Learning a second language.

d)

Reading a 1000+ page book.

11.

Which is an acceptable number of hats?

a)

10000000000000

b)

5

c)

2

d)

6

12.

How does floppy dog?

a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
13.

What do?

a)

What day.

b)

What does?

c)

How do?

d)

Dove. Turtle dove.

14.

Solve:

8x₃•12xy₇

————— - 15x₂y₃

3x₂y₄

a)

18xy₃

b)

17x₂y₃

c)

17y₃

d)

18x₂

15.

Describe Billy:

a)

Picky

b)

Purple

c)

Needy

d)

Mean

16.

Which of these is a song?

a)

Independent Guitar

b)

When Thoughts Cry

c)

Sail Forever

d)

Thank You For The Venom

17.

Who is Greg?

a)

Greg

b)

Greg

c)

Greg

d)

Greg

18.

Oh no! Someone stole one of the questions!

a)

What?!

b)

How??

c)

Cool.

d)

You should change the locks!

19.

———————

a)

——————

b)

——————

c)

——————

d)

——————

e)

——————

20.

What happens when you put 6 tomatoes and 1,396 lemons in an average-sized brownie bowl?

a)

They ascend to the highest level of intelligence

b)

You ascend to the highest level of intelligence

c)

They disappear

d)

How can you fit so many in a brownie bowl?

21.

If I were to throw a 2kg ball 80mi into the air, what would happen?

a)

It would continue in the direction until acted on

b)

It would come back down

c)

It would come back down far away from you

d)

It would burn in the atmosphere on its way down

22.

What is Susan’s favorite color?

a)

Red

b)

Pink

c)

Green

d)

Blue

e)

Black, like her soul

23.

Mix colors to create Billy’s favorite!

a)

Mauve

b)

Maroon

c)

Olive

d)

Cream

e)

Orange

24.

Which of these is a valid excuse?

a)

I had to vacuum my ceiling

b)

I had to mow the carpet

c)

I had to walk the fish

d)

I like snails

e)

None of these are valid

25.

Which of these is acceptable?

a)

Toy Trucks

b)

10 Hats

c)

Toasters

d)

45 Slugs

26.

Select one:

a)

A

b)

B

c)

C

d)

D

27.

Which is my favor color?

a)

Red

b)

Yellow

c)

Black

d)

Blue

e)

Green

28.

What color is Kathy?

a)

Purple

b)

Brown

c)

Green

d)

Blue

29.

What is Billy?

a)

A plant

b)

A person

c)

A pet

d)

An object

30.

What weather do I find the most interesting?

a)

Tornadoes

b)

Floods

c)

Hurricanes

d)

El Niño

31.

Which of these indicates tornadoes?

a)

Green

b)

Black

c)

Yellow

d)

Grey

32.

How big is the universe?

a)

Large

b)

Huge

c)

Massive

d)

Infinite

33.

The universe is still expanding.

a)

True

b)

False

34.

Where can you buy spiders?

a)

Taylor’s

b)

A Tailor’s

c)

The pet shop

d)

A corner

35.

When can you purchase spiders?

a)

Dawn

b)

Mid Day

c)

Dusk

d)

Midnight

36.

Which is an acceptable amount of spiders to purchase?

a)

2

b)

5

c)

3

d)

8

37.

How do you build a trash can?

a)

Throw trash in a bucket

b)

Obtain a trash

c)

Become a trash can

d)

Sacrifice trash to summon one

38.

How can?

a)

Can-can

b)

Toucan

c)

Two cans

d)

Nope.

39.

How does one consume a liquid?

a)

Absorb it

b)

Make it teleport

c)

Make another human consume the liquids

d)

Hire an alien to remove the liquids

e)

Hire Kathy to consume the liquids

40.

Kathy is purchasing spiders illegally. What is her punishment?

a)

Taking this quiz

b)

She should pay a fine

c)

She should become a spider

d)

She should teleport to a new dimension where her spider-purchasing methods are not illegal.

41.

If Kathy wants to purchase spiders legally, which of these displays the maximum amount of spiders she may purchase?

a)

200

b)

9

c)

56

d)

43

42.

If Kathy is to pay $1000000000, how many spiders can she purchase?

a)

5

b)

10

c)

15

d)

3

43.

If Kathy pays 4 billion dollars, but gets a 10% discount, how many spiders can she purchase?

a)

17

b)

25

c)

50

d)

100

44.

If Kathy’s roommate, Carly, is framed for illegally purchasing French spiders, she can...

a)

Sue Kathy

b)

Destroy Kathy

c)

Create an inter-dimensional portal

d)

Eat cake

45.

What is Carly’s relationship to Kathy?

a)

Friends

b)

Enemies

c)

Acquaintances

d)

Unidentified

46.

If Kathy regularly purchases spiders...

a)

Carly regularly purchases earthworms

b)

Carly is annoyed by Kathy’s habits

c)

Carly transports the spiders

d)

Carly wishes Kathy would store them elsewhere

47.

Carly is purple.

a)

True

b)

False

48.

What is Carly?

a)

A plant

b)

A human

c)

An alien

d)

Unidentified

49.

How does Carly cope with Kathy’s habits?

a)

She eats

b)

She purchases earthworms

c)

She hides the spiders

d)

She removes the spiders

50.

If Billy consumes 60lbs of sunlight per second, how much will he consume if he decides to change his diet to souls?

a)

0lbs

b)

15lbs

c)

29lbs

d)

52lbs

51.

What is a cabbage?

a)

A cabbage

b)

A food

c)

A toy truck

d)

A magical space entity

52.

What is Billy’s IQ?

a)

1,239

b)

2

c)

296

d)

300

53.

What is a cabbage’s IQ?

a)

90

b)

116

c)

40,000

d)

263

54.

If you consume a cabbage...

a)

The cabbage consumes you

b)

You become a cabbage

c)

You digest the cabbage

d)

There’s no such thing as a cabbage

55.

Sharon’s pet peeper steals colors (and souls). What color is it now?

a)

Blue

b)

Orange

c)

Red

d)

Yellow

e)

Green

56.

Which of these displays a peeper?

a)
b)
c)
d)
57.

What is the most dangerous?

a)

A peeper

b)

A cabbage

c)

A cactus

d)

Snoring floppy dog

58.

Describe P̶̧̹̅̉͋̆̊̔̎̀̆E̷̼̾̇̈́͋͑̈P̴̖̝̃̕͠P̷͙̣̪̬͈̉̑̽̽̏̃̑͌͐̈́Ë̷͔̜́́̔͂R̴̝̖̩̘̳͒̅̑̃́̃̊͜͜Ş̸̨̢͙̹̭̣̯̫̤͆̀

a)

₴₱ł₵Ɏ

b)

Ⓒⓞⓛⓞⓡⓢ

c)

𝔉𝔲𝔫

d)

[̲̅N][̲̅i][̲̅c][̲̅e]

e)

𝐌 Ⓔ 𝓂 乇 Ｓ

59.

Don’t touch...

a)

Pirhanas

b)

Peppers

c)

Lava

d)

Cabbage

e)

Centipedes

60.

If Carly finds a cabbage...

a)

She should run

b)

She should attempt to remove it

c)

She should poke it

d)

She should build an inter-dimensional portal and take it to a dimension without cabbages so that she can claim they are magic and make tons of money off her cabbage growing empire and prove that she superior to Kathy, who doesn’t even have a job. Get a job, Kathy. Get a job.

61.

If Kathy finds a cabbage, she will...

a)

Trade it

b)

Poke it

c)

Smell it

d)

Throw spiders at it

e)

Purchase spiders legally because Carly is tired of having police show up at her house

62.

This quiz is...

a)

Informative

b)

Mandatory

c)

A meme

d)

Cathy’s doing

e)

Patricia’s doing

63.

Cabbages are...

a)

Sentient

b)

Green

c)

Masters of illusion

d)

Created by the government

e)

Scared of spiders

64.

Spotted pirhanas are...

a)

Spotted

b)

Small

c)

Pirhanas

d)

Colorful

e)

Spotted pirhanas

65.

Obvious answers are...

a)

Obvious

b)

Useless

c)

Mandatory

d)

Fun

e)

Scary

66.

Describe Patricia...

a)

Perfect

b)

Purple

c)

Patient

d)

Personable

e)

Popular

67.

When will this quiz stop growing?

a)

At 100 questions

b)

Never

c)

The year 2087

d)

When Carly says so because Kathy needs to learn her lesson and so does everybody else

68.

Does Kathy like this quiz?

a)

No

b)

Yes

c)

Perhaps

d)

This information cannot be determined

69.

Snakes are...

a)

Valid

b)

Fashionable

c)

Fancy

d)

Too good for you

e)

Sassy

70.

How many octagons can 50 spiders consume?

a)

50,628

b)

54

c)

73

d)

19

71.

How many octagons make up one dimension?

a)

983

b)

430

c)

50,399

d)

582

72.

What is green?

a)

Cabbage

b)

Spiders

c)

Leaf

d)

Pepper

e)

Pickle

73.

How many is too many?

a)

1 trash

b)

99,999 slugs

c)

.00000000000000009 cabbage

d)

40 trash cans

74.

What is Carly and Kathy‘s relationship to Patricia?

a)

Friends

b)

Enemies

c)

Undefined

d)

Acquaintances

75.

Who is Patricia?

a)

Answer option 1

b)

Answer option 2

c)

Answer option 3

d)

Answer option 4

e)

Answer option 5

76.

What is the name of Patricia‘s pet peanut?

a)

Greg

b)

Kathy

c)

Carly

d)

Susan

e)

Sharon

77.

Which of these is Patricia‘s favorite food?

a)
b)
c)
d)
78.

Which of these is my favorite?

a)
b)
c)
d)
79.

Cabbage?

a)

No.

b)
c)

Cabbage.

d)

Eeeeevvvvvvviiiiiiiiilllllllll

80.
a)

Chou

b)

Kohl

c)

Kubis

d)

Brassica

81.

If I have four cabbages and I take way two, what do I have?

a)

6 cabbages

b)

2 cabbages

c)

Infinite cabbages

d)

An indefinite lifespan

e)

A cabbage problem

82.

How many questions are on this quiz (at the time of writing)?

a)

82

b)

38

c)

100

d)

46

83.

If someone offers you a cabbage, you should–

a)

Say no

b)

Scream existentially

c)

Hire Kathy to remove them from your general space of existence

d)

Hire 50 chicken-sized blobfish to consume the cabbage for you, therefore keeping you from ingesting it

84.

Why is Carly upset with Kathy?

a)

Her spider addiction

b)

Her cabbage addiction

c)

Her cabbage

d)

Her spiders

e)

E V E R Y T H I N G

85.

You wake up due to hearing a strange noise. When you open your eyes, you become aware of the humans suddenly in your room. They don't do anything; they just stare at you. You should–

a)

Go back to sleep

b)

Buy a sheep

c)

Throw a bed sheet at their leader

d)

Throw a cabbage at their leader

86.

Humans are odd because–

a)

They can consume cabbage without experiencing its inter-dimensional effects

b)

What is a human?

c)

Humans aren't real

d)

I am a human.

87.

Snails : cabbage , humans : ?

a)

? = cabbage

b)

? = t u r t l e

c)

? = French fry

d)

? = diving flippers

e)

? = rubber ducks

88.

What is Bob’s cousin, Craig?

a)

A head of cabbage

b)

A lettuce leaf

c)

A human

d)

A turtle

e)

Unidentified

89.

What does the almighty

c a b b a g e despise most?

a)

Lettuce

b)

Humans

c)

Space

d)

French fry

90.

What is a pickle?

a)

Pickled cucumbers

b)

A magical space entity

c)

An important part of a far-away civilization that is, technologically and socially, more advances than any other

d)

A magical unicorn that farts rainbows

91.

Imagine that you are walking through a woods full of needle-leafed corn trees. On your journey, you spot a pickle. Your first reaction should be to-

a)

Throw cabbage at it

b)

Throw lettuce at it

c)

Throw a ladder at it

d)

Throw a corn at it

e)

Throw a unicorn at it

92.

Which is stronger, c a b b a g e or lettuce?

a)

C A B B A G E

b)

LETTUCE

93.

You have ten seconds to select an answer. Choose wisely:


You are walking through a forest. On the ground, you see a cabbage. You should-

a)

RUN

b)

Approach it with caution

c)

Ignore it

d)

Submit to its will

94.

Before me is a music device. On it are five genres, each in different playlists. Which playlist am I most likely to play?

a)

Rock

b)

Pop

c)

Indie

d)

Classical

e)

Rythm and Blues

95.

Before you is a cabbage, sitting on a table. Beside it is a knife, a bowl, and a high-powered inter-dimensional flamethrower. What should you do to survive?

a)

LIGHT EM UP, UP, UP

b)

Cut the cabbage

c)

Place the cabbage in the bowl

d)

Submit to its will

e)

Hold a staring contest with it

96.

What is the most dangerous species?

a)

Humans

b)

Unidentified

c)

C a b b a g e

d)

Lettuce

97.

How do you eat a cabbage?

a)

You don’t.

b)

It eats you.

c)

Put it in your mouth?

d)

Hire a professional chef to prepare a gourmet meal consisting of the cabbage

98.

Select all that apply:

a)

Brown

b)

Leafy

c)

Smells like corn

d)

Invincible

e)

Sentient

99.

Should you ever attempt to poke a cabbage?

a)

No- it will destroy you

b)

Yes- what’s the harm?

c)

No- it smells of lettuce

d)

Yes- cabbages are fun to poke

100.

If you ever touch a cabbage-

a)

It will bend you to its will

b)

It will do nothing

c)

It will judge you

d)

It will consume your entire dimension

101.

Alex has 50 lizards. How does one come across 50 lizards?

a)

The almighty C A B B A G E

b)

Many coins

c)

Taking The Quiz

d)

It is impossible for Alex to have 50 lizards.

102.

What is this?

a)

A sea flap-flap

b)

A sea flap-flop

c)

A stingray

d)

The only thing more powerful than the C A B B A G E

e)

Pete

103.

Who is this?

a)

Office Pete

b)

Stock Photo Guy

c)

Some random guy who thinks he’s snazzy

d)

Some random guy who‘s trying to be hip

104.

Alex has houseplants. How does one acquire houseplants?

a)

The almighty C A B B A G E

b)

Poke a peeper

c)

Poke a lizard

d)

Purchase a plant

e)

They randomly appear and begin to take over your house. Next, they will dominate the world

105.

What should Alex do she encounters Susan?

a)

run

b)

eat

c)

sleep

d)

G-note Susan because today is March 22

106.

If Alex encounters a peanut, she should...

a)

Eat it

b)

Throw a C A B B A G E at it

c)

Throw a pencil at it

d)

Throw a shoe at it

107.

If one encounters a fierce battle between a cabbage and a cauliflower, one should...

a)

Eat both

b)

Obtain a flamethrower from the cactus dimension and proceed to highlight the battle ground with flames, forming a battle ring. Then one should gain popcorn from the C O R N dimension and and watch the legendary spectacle because this kind of thing only happens once. Isn’t that right, Kathy?

c)

Kathy does not approve of this question

d)

Submit to their will

e)

Stop the battle

108.

What planet does Kathy live on?

a)

Mars

b)

Alalalala-Land

c)

Lizzzzzzzaaaaaarrdlaaaand

d)

Peanut

109.

What planet do Alex’s lizards live on?

a)

Earth

b)

TheWonderfulWorldOfLizards

c)

C O R N land

d)

Highlighterland

110.

How many planets are in our wonderful solar system, Kathy?

a)

40

b)

45

c)

50

d)

192827374645226272

111.
a)

WHAT HAS HE DONE?!?!

b)

DID HE PUT HIS NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAHHHH?!?!

c)

Why bread?

d)

Why?

e)

B R E A D

112.

What do 🦎 like to eat?

a)

Lettuce

b)

C A B B A G E

c)

Houseplant

d)

Air particles

e)

No one knows

113.

If Lexi consumes 50 leaves per second, how much c a b b a g e can she consume in five hours? How much lettuce?

a)

5 C, 2 L

b)

.00005 C, 9 L

c)

0 C, 1000000000000 L

d)

1 C, 1 L

114.

If during her travels in Liiizzzaaarrrdddland, Alex finds 50 lizards under a rock, how many lizards will she find in a needle-leafed corn tree?

a)

90

b)

80

c)

25

d)

637

115.

Which of these are you most likely to encounter in C O R N Land?

a)
b)
c)
d)
116.

What is the relationship between LiiizzzaaarrrdddLand and C O R N Land?

a)

The are not related

b)

They were once the same dimension

c)

They are the same

d)

They are at war

117.

Lexi studies the interdimensional effects of needle- leafed corn trees. Alex studies the interdimensional effects of lizards. How are these two concepts related?

a)

Lizards love needle-leafed corn trees

b)

Lizards are superior to needle-leafed corn trees

c)

Needle-leafed corn trees are superior to lizards

d)

Both are mundane sights on Earth

118.

Lexi is trying to spread awareness of needle-leafed corn trees and their benefits. How should she go about this?

a)

Throw c a b b a g e at her opposers

b)

Hold a petition

c)

Put on a mandatory presentation

d)

Buy all of the needle-leafed corn trees

119.

Which depicts a needle-leafed corn tree?

a)
b)
c)
d)
120.

If Alex travels to C O R N Land and discovers lettuce, she should...

a)

Obtain 3 lizards

b)

Demand that the lettuce to hand over the lizards

c)

Poke it and hope that lizards appear

d)

Use it to attract lizards

121.

What are the benefits of studying needle-leafed corn trees?

a)

Friends?

b)

Lizards

c)

Lettuce

d)

A singular chip

e)

Knowledge of needle leafed corn trees

122.

What is the relationship between frog snakes and lizards

a)

Frog snakes are lizards

b)

Frog snakes are underwater lizards

c)

Frog snakes are oversized, fire-breathing lizards

d)

Frog snakes and lizards do no exist According to the almighty c a b b a g e

123.

What do you do?

a)

Block the intersection

b)

Throw a c a b b a g e at the sign

c)

Turn left

d)

Turn up

124.

Which of these is/are law(s)?

a)

No popsicles after 10:00 P.M

b)

Purchasing spiders between 11:59 and 12:00 is illegal

c)

It is illegal to wear shoes in a bouncy house

d)

It is illegal to own a houseplant

e)

C A B B A G E S are not allowed inside of town squares

125.

How many grooves are on the edge of the least valuable coin?

a)

50

b)

1873

c)

17459

d)

2034

126.

What is the prettiest color of the alphabet?

a)

Turtles

b)

Rainbow

c)

LIZARD

d)

The almighty c a b b a g e

127.

What might you see?

a)

A galaxy

b)

The almighty c a b b a g e

c)

Colors

d)

Peppers

128.

How many cabbages are there, excluding the almighty c a b b a g e?

a)

5

b)

2

c)

49

d)

49000

129.

Select all of the edibles.

a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
130.

The frog snake queen is the queen of frog snakes. Which of these displays a frog snake?

a)
b)
c)
d)
131.

If encountering a snail collector, what should you never do?

a)

Steal their snails

b)

Make eye contact

c)

Eat a carrot

d)

Throw a cabbage

132.

Which of these is the SCA approved company?

a)

Snail Dealers Inc

b)

FrogSnake Dealers And Collectors

c)

Worldwide Snail

d)

SnailBob

133.

How many Snail Dealers are there worldwide?

a)

10

b)

100

c)

1000

d)

1000000

134.

How many continents are there?

a)

10

b)

5

c)

30

d)

56

135.

How many countries are there?

a)

200

b)

600

c)

40

d)

20000000

136.

How big is an octagon?

a)

96 dodecahedron

b)

897 dodecahedron

c)

10000000 dodecahedron

d)

5 dodecahedron

e)

2 plant

137.

Today, we’re investigating conspiracy theories with

a)

Shane Dawson

b)

Dane Shawson

c)

Noswad Enahs

d)

Shawn Lizardman

e)

Cheryl Cucumberland

138.

Trees

a)

Bees?

b)

Bees!

c)

Where I happen to be

d)

seert

139.

No

a)

Yes

b)

Click yes

140.

Yes click

a)

No

b)

No click 4 u

c)

Bees

d)

Yes

141.

What happens when one enters debt?

a)

They explode

b)

They become broke

c)

Kathy purchases spiders

d)

Spider-Man slaps Kathy

142.

What does Kathy do for a living?

a)

She purchases spiders

b)

She paints spiders

c)

She deals snails

d)

She pets lizards

e)

She is jobless

143.

What language is the sacred language of the almighty

c a b b a g e?

a)

Latin

b)

CORN

c)

German

d)

Spanish

e)

Dutch

144.

Is our universe real?

a)

No, it is a c a b b a g e

b)

No, it’s a simulation

c)

Yes, why wouldn’t it be?

d)

Yes, and all people are llamas

145.

What is Kathy’s last name?

a)

Kathy

b)

Carly

c)

Smithson

d)

Gandwanaland

146.

How are pickles and cabbages related?

a)

Pickles are superior

b)

Cabbages are superior

c)

Pickles are cabbages

d)

Cabbages are pickles

147.

Can you use a flamethrower against a pickle?

a)

Yes, they will burn but smell bad

b)

Yes, and they will hunt you down for it

c)

No, they are resistant

d)

No, for they are peanuts

148.

What is Earth?

a)

Home of the humans

b)

A fable

c)

A post-apocalyptic wasteland

d)

A frooooooot

149.

How do you spell this?

a)

A-P-P-L-E

b)

Z-O-M-B-I-E

c)

C-A-B-B-A-G-E

d)

T-U-R-T-L-E-N-E-C-K-S-W-E-A-T-E-R

e)

Aaa a a aa a a a aa a a

150.

You have five seconds to answer. If you eat a pickle, what will happen?

a)

You become a pickle

b)

You aren’t consuming a pickle. It’s a cabbage in disguise

c)

The pickle explodes

d)

The pickle transforms into a peanut

151.

How sane are you?

a)

1 c a b b a g e

b)

No

c)

Answer option 3

d)

T U R T L E N E C K S W E A T E R

e)

INdeED

152.

How many cantaloupes can Jerry consume if he eats 47 cantaloupes per second and sacrifices 63 cantaloupes to the all-consuming v ø ï d?

a)

110

b)

220

c)

456

d)

 ë̴͔̮̬̘̻͉͙̘̱̜͋̓͠ ̶̤̭̥̙͎̝̘̗̖͒͛̀͘͝g̷͈̼̾̃̈́͜ ̶̠̪̪̣̭̗̮͕͙̔́̄̄͛̂̋̽̂̕g̵̥͊̄̈́̑͒́͘͝͠͝

153.

In Congress, July 4, 1776.The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

a)

*M I N E C R A F T villager sound*

b)

No

c)

Why

d)

How

154.

Why do earthquakes?

a)

Tectonic plate diversion

b)

Diverse tectonic plates

c)

Transform boundaries

d)

Divergent boundaries

e)

Kathy

155.

Choose the correct reaction to the image above.

a)
b)
c)
d)
156.

Name the best movie:

a)

The Bee Movie

b)

Shark Tales

c)

Shrek

157.

This is a filler question. Select all of the options below.

a)

Horse

b)

Ogre

c)

Beehive haircut

d)

I am a rebel. (Select only this option)

158.

All of the answer options are correct.

a)

I am not correct.

b)

I am not correct.

c)

I am not correct.

d)

I am not correct.

e)

I am not a cabbage.

159.

Who has the ugliest shoes?

a)

Kathy

b)

Carly

c)

Patricia

d)

Patrick

160.

Patricia is making a red velvet cake. What ingredients does she need for the cake?

a)

Eggs

b)

Flour

c)

Sugar

d)

Spicy Pickles

e)

Ghost peppers

161.

Statistics show that approximately 6.3 out of every 10 cabbages are figments of your imagination, and .7 cabbages out of every 10 are actually lettuce. This data excludes the almighty c a b b a g e. With this information, how many souls can Gerald buy if it throws 500 watermelons out of the window of a train traveling approximately 10,000,000 kilometers a second on the third Tuesday of December?

a)

61

b)

58

c)

93

d)

0

e)

Trick question. Trains don't exist.

162.

If The Destroyer eats 20 rainbows per second, how many rainbows can Carly consume in an hour?

a)

72000

b)

9625

c)

21000

d)

E N V E L O P E S

163.

Which is it? WHICH ONE IS IT?!

a)

R E D

b)

G R E E N

c)

B L U E

164.

On the SONY Carl Zeiss Cybershot 20.4 megapixel camera, model DCS-HX400V, where is menu button?

a)

Left of the screen

b)

Top right

c)

Near the right bottom corner of the screen

d)

Near the top left corner of the screen

e)

The octagon dimension

165.

What is this?

a)

Whammy Bar / Vibrato System

b)

Floyd Rose

c)

A Pickup

d)

A Bridge

166.

What is this?

a)

1969 Custom Black Gibson Les Paul

b)

1978 Three Tone Fender Stratocaster

c)

Fender Squier Precision Bass

d)

1978 Gibson Les Paul Standard

e)

1984 Epiphone Les Paul Standard

167.

How many sub-genres of rock are there?

a)

54

b)

61

c)

173

d)

239

e)

97

168.

How much is a 1959 Gibson Les Paul worth?

a)

$500,000 +

b)

$250,000 - $500,00

c)

$100,000 - $250,000

d)

$50,000 - $100,000

e)

$3,000 - $50,000

169.

Which of these is/are qualities of a Les Paul?

a)

Thicker, heavier body

b)

Slim, contoured body

c)

Three single-coil pickups

d)

Dual humbucker pickups

e)

Tremolo bridge

170.

If Kathy buys Carly a Gibson Les Paul, Kathy will...

a)

Be forgiven

b)

Never live it down

c)

Become the almighty c a b b a g e ' s clone

d)

Become spooder man

171.

Timmy is a drummer. He is performing a drums-only concert. Kathy has never met Timmy before, but Patricia has. Greg also has, but Greg does not exist. How many tickets to Timmy's drums-only concert should Timmy buy?

a)

2 tickets

b)

3 tickets

c)

2̵̜̂͜6̵͉̘̫̙͍͋͛̔ ̶̝̺̬̙̰̻̟̱̩̽́̎̊̕͝t̵̥̖̝̫͒̉̽̐͐͆ͅi̶͑͂̐̒̈̓͛̎͊͜c̵̗̞͕̬̄̐̈́͛͆̈͛̀͝ķ̶̋e̶̢̝̳̼͇͔͍̱̠̽͜t̵̡̞̎̀͛̋̿͠s̵̨̥̪͂̓̀̍̆̌͂̏̈́͝

d)

5

172.

Type this link into a search engine and watch the video. Then, answer the following question:


https://youtu.be/fMlA8nQ0bXc


When is the singer unafraid of heights?

a)

When he wears leather pants

b)

When he is on the ground

c)

When he is in an airplane

d)

When he is the Lion King

173.

Type this link into a search engine and watch the video. Then, answer the following question:


https://youtu.be/fMlA8nQ0bXc


At what time does the random pot appear?

a)

2:05

b)

3:15

c)

1:26

d)

:54

174.

Type this link into a search engine and watch the video. Then, answer the following question:


https://youtu.be/fMlA8nQ0bXc


Which of these is/are quotes from the video?

a)

My band is magic. Where did they come from?

b)

Woah! Guitars are neat. I hope Santa brings me one so I can look as cool as that guy in my band.

c)

I'm a spelunker, and I'm in a cave

d)

I'm gonna dieeeeeeeee!

e)

My clothes are shiney.

175.

How many braces do I have at the time of writing?

a)

3

b)

2

c)

1

d)

None

176.

The boy and the girl that was in a good place and she said you had to make sure she didn’t get it she said you were coming to the gym she had a lot going to go eat and then you can tell him you want her and you don’t have any good time to do something.

a)

The bread is a little better but I wanna is it a good night?

b)

The boy and I are really looking at my Facebook Facebook pictures and Facebook and Twitter was I think I was actually my favorite color.

c)

The only thing that I’ve heard about this game has a few more things I cannot was about to be able to get me home from my Facebook.

d)

The only one I have to see if you wanna was my time of my time and my life.

177.

What is this?

a)

Disco Lizard

b)

Chameleon

c)

Glitch Lizard

d)

The Overlord

178.

What is a cookie?

a)

Brad’s favorite pastime

b)

A donut

c)

A chocolate-chippy thing

d)

What is a quiz?

e)

All of these answer options are wrong

179.

True/False: There are 180 questions on this quiz

a)

True

b)

False

c)

Leaf

180.

Who is Brad?

a)

Nobody

b)

A figment of your imagination

c)

a GÖD

d)

Brad (Boring)

181.

What happens if you touch a spider?

a)

Death

b)

Destruction

c)

The Apocalypse

d)

Cabbage paradise

e)

More lettuce is spawned

182.

Praise the V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚

a)

It has nice eyebrows

b)

It’s hair looks especially nice this morning

c)

That outfit is on point

d)

The mighty Cthulhu trembles in awe and fear at the sight of the all-powerful V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚. All that see it must

bow.

e)

V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚s are people too

183.

What is a D 0 0 r ?

a)

a rectangle that swings

b)

an entrance

c)

no Doorbells allowed

d)

Kathy’s doing

184.

What color is the V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚?

a)

Black

b)

Clear

c)

The V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚ doesn’t exist

d)

The V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚ is too pretty for mundane colors

e)

Screw you and your V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚ (make V̵͓͖̫͚̒͂͗͐ ̶̼̭̖̰̺͉̯̖͉̩̾̍͂͗͋̿̾̌̚͝Ø̴̛̮̳̭͖̳̺͗ ̸̨͖͑̀̇̐̌͑̓̕Ï̷̡̺̞̮̠̠̜̻̫̩͛̒̈́̉̄ ̴̟̎̄̿̂͘͘D̷̠̆̈́̂̀̑̚ sad)

185.

Synonym for “Yes”

a)

Indeed

b)

Sksksksksksk

c)

Yee Haw

d)

Ja

186.

Howdy, y’all! Are you sure you want to continue?

a)

Yee haw

b)

Hee-haw

c)

23

d)

Are you sure you want to ask that question? You may not like the answer...

e)

Choose me!

187.

You’ve yee’d your last haw.

a)

Oh no

b)

You know nothing.

c)

YEE HAW (you rebel)

d)

Yikes

188.

H

a)

H

b)

H

c)

H

d)

H

e)

H

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