My three decades of experience in public service, my tireless commitment to the people of this community, and my willingness to reach across the aisle and cooperate with the opposition, make me the ideal candidate for your mayor

If my years as a fire fighter taught me anything, it's that caution is the best policy in this sort of situation.

You know me - I've taught Sunday School at your church for years, and served as a playground director for many summers - so you know I can run your preschool.

Our expertise is evidenced not only by our 50 years in the business and our qualified technicians, but in the decades of satisfied customers who have come to expect nothing but the best.

If you're still unsure, please consider that my advanced degree and fieldwork speak for themselves.

The data is perfectly clear: this investment has consistently turned a profit year-over-year, even in spite of market declines in other areas.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: we have not only the fingerprints, a clear motive, and an expressed desire to commit the robbery… We also have video of the suspect breaking in. The case could not be more open and shut.

It's a matter of common sense that people deserve to be treated equally. The Constitution calls it 'self-evident.' Why, then, should I have been denied a seat because of my disability?

More than one hundred studies have been conducted over the past decade, and none of them suggests that this is an effective treatment for hair loss.

History has shown time and again that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

You won't find any deer along this road. In 25 years of driving the same route, I haven't seen a single one.

Doctors all over the world recommend this type of treatment.

If we don't move soon, we're all going to die! Can't you see how dangerous it would be to stay?

I'm not just invested in this community - I love every building, every business, every hard-working member of this town.

There's no price that can be placed on peace of mind. Our advanced security systems will protect the well-being of your family so that you can sleep soundly at night.

Don't be the last person on the block to have their lawn treated - you don't want to be the laughing stock of your community!

You should consider another route if you leave later. I heard that that street is far more dangerous at night than during the daytime.

You'll make the right decision because you have something that not many people do: you have heart.

After years of this type of disrespect from your boss, countless hours wasted, birthdays missed… it's time that you took a stand.

Better men than us have fought and died to preserve this great nation. Now is our turn to return the favor. For God and country, gentlemen!

You will never be satisfied in life if you don't seize this opportunity. Do you want to live the rest of your years yearning to know what would have happened if you just jumped when you had the chance?