WorksheetsHow to befriend a Gorgonzola, create magical tools, and save the Universes
Total questions: 6
Worksheet time: 3mins
Is a Gorgonzola a pleasant beast?
Kind of
Sometimes
I thought Gorgonzola was a cheese
It depends on who's asking
How do you purify karma stone?
Rub it in your armpit.
Dance the magic dance of cthulu.
swallow it and them clean it off once you've 'retrieved' it.
Use it to do good actions.
How do you explode an angry pit beast?
Feed it lots of sulfur
Feed it lots of gassy vegetables
Make fun of it's mother
Any of the above
How do you neutralize the poison spit of an anthrognocept
Anthronocepts don't have poison spit.
wee on the poisoned area.
Do the magical dance of Cthulhu.
There is no way to neutralize it, you're out of luck!
How do you stop a raging mega-hose-beast from charging?
Sing in the shrillest voice you can!
Use a red cape like a matador.
Do the magical dance of Cthulhu.
There is no such thing as a mega-hose-beast.
How to save the Universe ( Universe# 4246 specifically)
Destroy the vile gremlin king.
Do the magical dance of Cthulhu.
Eat Cthulhu.
All of the above (and in that specific order).
